Major ClimateGate Scientist Comes Clean On Green

UPDATE 2: More trouble now looming for the IPCC as their data on hurricane activity (allegedly increasing) is in serious doubt

UPDATE: In yet another turn, Reuters reports that the International Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) now admits “flaws” in their reports on sea level risings. Of course, their totally inept findings of 2007 do nothing to dissuade them from claiming that the “overall” report about man effecting the warming is correct. GENIUS!

If you have not yet read about this Climate BOMB, check out the report coming out of the BBC:

Phil Jones Retreats On Climate Data

In a nutshell, the number one climate scientist in the world has admitted that he did not keep accurate data records, that the medieval times may have been warmer than now and that there has not been any ‘statistically’ significant warming since around 1995. (Whatever that means.) I highly doubt that this will soothe the slathering masses from pushing forth their radical change agenda, but if nothing else we have won a moral victory here.

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Al Gore Can Save The World

Myron Ebell has an article over at Icecap that everyone should read.

If we took all of Al Gore’s books and had a massive book burning, just think of how many homes in Britain we could heat! Record low temperatures are occurring around the world, and not just in the Northern reaches. This past week, Cuba set record lows as well, with temps around 5.3C.

Imagine that. Sun spot activity is low. But not only that, the magnetic field around the sun, which drives the sunspots, is at an ALL-TIME low. The low magnetic activity correlates to low sunspot activity, which correlates to cooler temperatures. Do I now qualify as a climate expert?

Of course, our Glorious Leader completely ignores the facts and calls for a few BILLION more to pump into the job-killing green movement. Is it November yet? Geez.

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Next Up, GoreGate

I won’t even try to comment on this. I just want you to savor it with me. ManBearPig stuck himself while speaking out in Copenhagen (which I thought he had skipped, but apparently could not avoid the large sums of money he gets for speaking or a chance to influence the BILLIONS he will be getting because of Climate-scam Leftist-lation)

From the Times UK

There are many kinds of truth. Al Gore was poleaxed by an inconvenient one yesterday.

The former US Vice-President, who became an unlikely figurehead for the green movement after narrating the Oscar-winning documentary An Inconvenient Truth, became entangled in a new climate change “spin” row.

Mr Gore, speaking at the Copenhagen climate change summit, stated the latest research showed that the Arctic could be completely ice-free in five years.

In his speech, Mr Gore told the conference: “These figures are fresh. Some of the models suggest to Dr [Wieslav] Maslowski that there is a 75 per cent chance that the entire north polar ice cap, during the summer months, could be completely ice-free within five to seven years.”

However, the climatologist whose work Mr Gore was relying upon dropped the former Vice-President in the water with an icy blast.

“It’s unclear to me how this figure was arrived at,” Dr Maslowski said. “I would never try to estimate likelihood at anything as exact as this.”

Mr Gore’s office later admitted that the 75 per cent figure was one used by Dr Maslowksi as a “ballpark figure” several years ago in a conversation with Mr Gore.

Imagine that. Al Gore spinning lies to get folks to believe in the idiocy he is spewing.

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SPPI Monthly CO2 Report

From my favorite global climate change folks:

SPPI’s authoritative Monthly CO2 Report for June 2009 reveals that global hurricane activity is at a 50-year low, casting doubt on the accuracy of projections that “global warming” would lead to more intense hurricanes. These and other disasters that are said to be happening are not happening.

Imagine that. The cooling trend has been affecting the ocean temperatures, which in turn reduce the amount of energy picked up by hurricanes. The report continues:

The IPCC assumes CO2 concentration will reach 836 ppmv by 2100, but, for almost eight years, CO2 concentration has headed straight for only 575 ppmv by 2100. This alone halves all of the IPCC’s temperature projections.

Since 1980 temperature has risen at only 2.5F (1.5C)/century, not the 7 F (3.9C) the IPCC imagines.

I will continue to be a man-made global warming denier for as long as simple facts refute the alarmists’ claims. I am no climate guru. I see the facts. I believe that we have lots of work to do in cleaning up our environment. But calling a naturally-occurring gas as a pollutant? Sorry, I don’t buy it. And until you chicken-little eco-freaks present me with something reliable and proven, go back to your labs and write reports designed to garner you more grant money.

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ManBearPig Alert! Nazi Party Reunifying Under New, Global Banner

Al Gore is an amazing man. He has worked tirelessly since he first created the internet and the United States people rejected him as president. His dedication and effort were rewarded with the receipt of the Nobel Peace Prize for seeking out and saving a pair of Polar Bears who had unknowingly gotten their picture taken by a wildlife photographer while swimming from land to an ice floe.

Luckily for the world, that picture became an iconic classic and helped convince the great ball in the sky, the might SOL, our very own sun, to turn off its sunspots for a few years so that good old Mother Earth might get back to some sort of normalcy. Now that we are back to the temperatures and ice levels of the 1970’s, Mr. ManBearPig has alluded us to another catastrophic possibility.

While the sun has done its part, the world has not followed suit. Though global warming has been put under restraint, climate change has not. In fact, Mr. Gore has now alluded that the climate has changed drastically since just yesterday. I was a bit skeptical at first, but when I looked outside I saw that there was a downpour. Yesterday was a nice day, so to have this drastic change from nice to stormy in just one day awakened me to the fact that the ManBear was on the trail of something big.

At the recent Cimate Change Summit, Mr. Gore let us know just what he thought was happening. The National Socialist German Worker’s Party has again taken up a cause. In it’s first attempt, it helped unify a struggling Germany in the 1930’s. It industrialized the nation, built hundreds of machines and set off to sell them to the world. Unfortunately, not many countries saw need for German Panzer tanks, military troops or rockets, and in the ensuing confusion a melee occurred. This time, however, Al Gore has pointed out that they are engaged in an equally heinous act. They are the foremost deniers of Climate Change.

We are fortunate to have Mr. ManBearPig on the side of the world. If we could get some of those legislative initiatives passed, his company would make millions in profit and he would be in a better position to get the word out. Thus far, I think he has been frustrated at the lack of acceptance. I think it would be great to see more of him on TV, hear him on radio, read about him in magazines. I am particularly fond of the idea being floated around the conference that we need to find a way to monitor each individual carbon foot print. What a great plan! I would love to get a call from Mr. Gore, letting me know just what my ‘burden’ will be for the month.

This rocks! I can only imagine what they have in store for us with Universal Death Care.

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