Glenn Beck Destroyed My Computer

The sobbing hate-monger has done it again. First, as has been widely reported, he caused the price of gold to skyrocket. He has been beating the death of the dollar for years and all of his hate mongering is finally paying off. I hope that he is happy with himself.

Now, because of his constant rhetoric about computers crashing, loss of hard drive data, loss of favorite Christmas photos, etc, my system has succumbed and died. Had Beck not been calling for everyone to use Carbonite, if he would not, on a daily basis, have been out there talking up the inevitable collapse, I might have avoided the trouble I am in right now.

We all need to boycott the fatty-fat-fatso right now. It is the only way to save the rest of the world’s computer systems.

The revolution is at hand. Will you be a leader or a follower?