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The Obama Psalm

UPDATE: Thanks to Jim, who reminds this lapsed Catholic that he satired a Psalm not the Lord’s Prayer. Correction below.

I am going to hell for sure, but just HAD to post this.

The Lord’s Prayer
Psalm 23 – Psalm of David

The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
he leadeth me beside the still waters.

He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the
paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the
shadow of death; I will fear no evil: for thou
art with me; thy rod and thy staff they
comfort me.

Thou preparest a table before me in the
presence of mine enemies: thou anointest
my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all
the days of my life; and I will dwell in the
house of the Lord for ever.

The Obama’s Prayer
Psalm 08 – Psalm Of Barack

The One is my organizer I shall not work
He maketh me head to townhalls on buses;
he leadeth me to beat down wingnuts selling flags.

He restoreth the old tax levels: he leadeth me in the
paths of thuggery for his prompter’s sake.

Yea, though I walk through the shadow of the
EIB network; I will fear no Limbaugh: for ACORN
art with me; thy Axelrod and thy Chief-of-Staff
comfort me.

Thou preparest a fable before the media trying to
present thy agenda in the presence of mine enemy:
the annointed one doth annoit me with foreign oil;
thy rhetoric runneth over.

Surely Welfare and FEMA shall follow me all
the days of my life; and I will dwell in my foreclosed
home for ever.

AMEN

Hooray for media outrage!
Hooray for media complicity!
The revolution is at hand. Will you be a leader or a follower?

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What Will We All Do If He Fails?

Glorious Leader is surely most impressive to all who behold him in person. I think that TOTUS tends to over shadow Big Guy’s true worldly stature, but perhaps it is just my jaded view. However, much has been made of his numerous accomplishments, and this is something that I fear. What if the masses jinx GL’s legacy? What shall we do if, and the thought is most horrendous to even contemplate, he fails to accomplish anything? What, and I shudder at even the merest of thoughts along this line, things are worse when his first term in office is over? He is only three months into office, and already they are singing his praises! Do they not know the rule of SHUT UP pr you will jinx me?

What of the schools named after him?

What of the mountains ordained with his glorious namesake?

What of, GASP, the Dashboard Obama???

What of Will Smith’s career should he portray GL in the upcoming HBO ‘rock-u-mentary’? (For no mere movie can capture the Glorious One’s greatness, so they must be creating a Rock-u-mentary the likes of which The Who and The Beetles would be proud.)

See? Now I shall be worrying over this potential crisis for the next 1382 days. I only hope the fear and dread spreads no further than these humble pages.

The revolution is at hand. Will you be a leader or a follower?