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Airport Security = Epic FAIL

After reading about how TSA forced a 4 year old boy to remove his leg braces and WALK BY HIMSELF through the metal detector, I hearby want to put this plan into action. (Thanks dad for passing it along to me!)

Here’s a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports. Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial profiling. And this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift, and who could argue, FAIR!

Case Closed! PROBLEM SOLVED!!!

What say you?

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TOTUS On The Rise

The TOTUS (Teleprompter Of The United States) has a rising star in the political world.

He even has his own Seal now! I am hopeful that this masterful orator will leave the current Administration and break out on his own. Surely he will be shining bright, illuminating that shining city on a hill for generations to come.

I only hope that the new ‘Green’ energy taxes will not limit to where this metallic icon can travel. It would be a shame if all of the coal plants in WV, PA and OH went under, thus forcing people to revert to wood stoves. While the Amish might not mind, a lack of electrical energy might seriously dampen TOTUS’s ability to get his message out.

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Quote Of The Day

I have posted excessively today, but I had to pass this on.

From Michelle Malkin’s comments on the Shamnesty meeting taking place:

On March 17th, 2009 at 5:01 pm, walterc said:
Since he’s done this much damage in the first two months, we’re never going to last until Nov 2010.

By Nov 2010 those Cubans fortunate enough to still be living in Cuba will feel sorry for us, and Suzanne Summers will be on African TV asking people to adopt a starving American child .

Too damn funny.

The revolution is at hand. Will you be a leader or a follower?