Mr. Spock Now Sports A Goatee

Because we are in a flipping ALTERNATE UNIVERSE!

Like the famous Star Trek episode where they were dumped into an alternate universe, where up was down, left was right and right was wrong, and Spock had a beard we are now wading our way through a similar story. From the Saipan Tribune, the government of the Northern Mariana Islands is applying for $3 million in federal money from the PORKULUS package to help get Food Stamps for ‘permanent residents.’

These residents are foreigners who have been granted permanent status on the island. Still foreign, but no need to constantly renew your visa. Now, though, because they may be poor, we are going to help FUND them. Why are we not asking their country of origin to fund this? Maybe because we all know that the USA is the Welfare State Department of the New World Order?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!! My head is going to explode. I may need to schedule an additional BTR show this week to pressure relieve some of this.

The revolution is at hand. Will you be a leader or a follower?

3 thoughts on “Mr. Spock Now Sports A Goatee

  1. Pingback: Gee, Thanks, Congress: More ‘Stimulus-Porkulus’ Dollars for Other Countries: US Taxpayers May Pay for Food Stamps for Poor in Mariana Islands « Frugal CafĂ© Blog Zone

  2. GREAT banner! As for the rest of it–you are right. It’s upside down and sideways. Watta world, eh?! The good news is that we can at least recognize that it’s upside down!!

    Thx for a great blog!

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