UPDATE: Thanks to Jim, who reminds this lapsed Catholic that he satired a Psalm not the Lord’s Prayer. Correction below.
I am going to hell for sure, but just HAD to post this.
The Lord’s Prayer
Psalm 23 – Psalm of David
The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
He maketh me to lie down in green pastures:
he leadeth me beside the still waters.
He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the
paths of righteousness for his name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the
shadow of death; I will fear no evil: for thou
art with me; thy rod and thy staff they
Thou preparest a table before me in the
presence of mine enemies: thou anointest
my head with oil; my cup runneth over.
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all
the days of my life; and I will dwell in the
house of the Lord for ever.
The Obama’s Prayer
Psalm 08 – Psalm Of Barack
The One is my organizer I shall not work
He maketh me head to townhalls on buses;
he leadeth me to beat down wingnuts selling flags.
He restoreth the old tax levels: he leadeth me in the
paths of thuggery for his prompter’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the shadow of the
EIB network; I will fear no Limbaugh: for ACORN
art with me; thy Axelrod and thy Chief-of-Staff
Thou preparest a fable before the media trying to
present thy agenda in the presence of mine enemy:
the annointed one doth annoit me with foreign oil;
thy rhetoric runneth over.
Surely Welfare and FEMA shall follow me all
the days of my life; and I will dwell in my foreclosed
home for ever.